I love her big sexy brain

oldies but goodies

You ever go through old cd's, cassettes, or heaven forbid VHS tapes and find that classic you forgot about? Well here's mine, Rodney Carringon. He is the reason I went into comedy. No I'm not a comedian I'm a sanitation engineer.

Here we go again

So NBC is taking another stab at retrofitting old TV shows. Their latest venture is female super hero's. The have selected Adrianne Palicki to play the role of Wonder Woman. I don't know she's kinda hot, she looks kinda like Linda Carter, but she's no Linda Carter. Maybe it's just me but Linda was built like a burlap bag full of bobcats..she's got it going on. I hope they get it together and can pull it off.

Remember they shot a series for The Bionic Woman too? Didn't think so. The didn't do Lindsy Wagner any favors with that show. Sometimes things are just better left alone. Take movies for example.

Charlie's Angels, not bad on the hotties but more comical than suspenseful and action packed. The Dukes of Hazard? Missed it.....although, they did select an attractive woman to play Catherine Bach's role.

Yeah nothing beats the real thing though..I.E.


Linda Carter.. Hotness that can deflect bullets with her wrist bands, rides in a invisible airplane, and has a truth lasso so all you plaaayers need not apply.


Lindsay Wagner..Hot blond-half Borg that runs faster than Carl Lewis ever could, eyesight better than an eagle, and can hear you talking trash to your boys about her so watch what you say.


Catherine Bach..classy broad that served swill, could out drive Richard Petty, and as I recall never even kissed one of her cousins


And last but not least the original Angels. looked good, played well with others, and have an exceptional clothing line.

Then and now

So I was thinking up this blog about who's hotter then and now. I was searching the net and collecting pictures and having a good laugh. Well someone beat me to it and did a fine job if I do say so myself.(and I do)
Some of the people in the photos have stood the test of time and look remarkable well. While others....well ...I'll just say I know a few stand ins for the next zombie movie. Check it out. Blondie, Pat Benatar, and Stivie Nicks all have held up all right.

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2010/0713-rockstars/index.shtml

Top 10 80's songs that you won't find in a strip club

10. Mr Roboto - Styx
9. Jump - Kriss Kross
8. One night in Bangkok - Murry Head
7. Dancing on the ceiling - Lionel Richie
6. Hot in the City - Billy Idol
5. Puttin on the ritz - Taco
4. I wish - Skee Lo
3. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
2. Just a Friend - Biz Markie
1. Groove is on the Hart - Dee-lite
although it should be Lady Miss Kier is hot as hell.

Yea ...but you can't motorboat brains...No put down the Jack before you hurt yourself.

Ok ok ok sorry I haven't posted anything lately but this whole trouble in Egypt has got me all worried. I mean what do these peasants really want? The got the Pyramids, that Suez canal, and they can't plain Bush for what happened to the Spinks nose. (Psst..Napoleon did it) I mean with all that sand they should just buy a butt load of Palapas and have loaded Corona trucks shipped over in bulk. It would be like some kiss ass Super Bowl ad. That reminds me..
The big game is coming up and I once again have to endure endless amounts of trash talking from Those Guys. You known, the ones that were on the high school football team that never made it to State. (or did but lost)
The best thing about the game is what happens during the endless intentions. "This pre-game interview is brought to you by the good people at Minakie,Bud Light,Doritos,Coors Light, Michelin, E-Trade, Pantine, Cotex, Johnson &Johnson, Valvoline, and all four branches of the military. Then stay tuned for the halftime show sponsored by your failing credit score and upside down mortgage." I have done my homework and this is how I predict how the game will go.

1st half

Your team is winning

2ND half

Then your team is loosing.

Half Time show

Tasteless and mildly entertaining

But the best part will be the commercials..