Like a Champ

That's right Boss, hands on the prize. Dinner and a show.



I dint' know Jackie Chan was in "X-Men Rejected"

FACEBOOK Update Status: Still single

Happy Halloween

Your worst nightmare come true. Look at all these assclowns.




AND IN CELEBRATION OF NOVEMBER.

I love the way some Americans think now days. These yahoo's think that the plastic EBT debit card they received from D.E.S. is a "Credit Card". Not knowing (or caring) anything about how finances really work. A Credit Card means you have to pay it back!
And if you gave it to your looser, bum, on again off again, out of work boyfriend, to buy you a pack of smokes he didn't really steel it. He just used it to buy some condoms before he shagging your cousin. You really should be thanking him. Psst..she's dirty.


Pleeeeease fall off

Yea, the American Dream sure has changed. It seems long has pasted are the days of self reliance, determination, and (watch out here it comes) WORK ETHIC. If you're you're a garbage collector it's your job to collect the garbage. If you're a teacher it's your job to teach the garbage. And, if you're a public servant it's your job to take care of the garbage.

Top 5 80's movies everyone should have

I known I know we're back in the 80's again. but there is just something' about the creative juices flowing' back then that just seems to be missing today. Politics you could count on(go back to work or you're fired), you could still turn on a radio and hear a guitar hero for his god given talent(not how good they looked in latex)and movies were the best. I already did Spies Like Us so I will prohibit that one from the list but it is still a must have.So are you ready to take a stroll? Lets rock this thing logging in at number five it's:

5. Mr Mom

Out of work dad taking care of the little ones (aaaaaagh) and Teri Garr when she was hot.

4. Strange Brew


Bob and Doug McKenzie, beer, and good old fashion comedy. Fart jokes in Canadian are still funny.

3. Stir Crazy


The best comedy duo ever put together. Rolls old Martin and Lewis hands down. And here's a little morsel for ya Sidney Poitier directed it.

2. The Goonies


Hey Chunk I got some naked pictures of your mom. I'll sell em' to ya...real cheap. They are supposed to be making a sequel to this hit but I don't know if it will come to fruition. If it does I guarantee I'll see it.

1. Uncle Buck

This is still by far one of the all time classics. Just the dry straight forward comedy style is a gas. "This guys cooking our garbage" or "I'm mollie russle's wart, I mean her tumor,...That's what they call me old melanoma head".

Now this isn't the original trailer but lets face it now you want to see this movie.

ATTENTION!! WeHave a New Leader..

Sorry Soup, thanks to the help of a loyalist we have found a new #1 F'ed up song you can relate to.
The Downtown Fiction is really kick me in the hind quater with this song, Thanks for nothing. The normal, "I love you but I'm sorry it didn't work out" love songs don't do it for me. How about, "Baby, I dig you" (spoken like King Julian from Madigascar), you broke my hart, fly the social finger, and now it's time to move on? Now that's a love song I can relate to.

So sit back, take a look, think about that looser that dumped you, and enjoy...I would like to have that asian chick work on my feet and give me that face (time:2:51). Swing!

Big months ahead. You know what that means???

October...



If you said Halloween, you're a dork, go to the back of the line and try again..

November..
People you wouldn't trust to run a quickie mart run for public office to try to run a country.


I know who I'm voting for.

December.
And a jolly old man with a belly full of jelly visits..


OOPS..Sorry....guess that should have been on October.