Top 5 signs Capt Kirk has moved in your hood

#5.
You find your dog dead in the front yard with a sign that says, "Sorry thought I had my phaser set to stun."

#4.
You think there is a new gang on the streets you haven't heard about. Bloods, Crips, and now Klingons.







#3.
Some clown in a red suit claiming he's from something called "Star Fleet" and he wants to go through your crawl space looking for something called a "Tribble".

#2.
The love of your life and live in girlfriend has been becoming distant and shows up one day with this tattoo.


You also find a new bumper sticker on her car that states, "WWJTKD" (What Would James T Kirk Do)






#1.
There is a big ass ship floating above your neighbors house and there is an unusual amount of people disapearing and re-appearing at the front door at all hours of the night.