Top 5 signs Capt Kirk has moved in your hood

#5.
You find your dog dead in the front yard with a sign that says, "Sorry thought I had my phaser set to stun."

#4.
You think there is a new gang on the streets you haven't heard about. Bloods, Crips, and now Klingons.







#3.
Some clown in a red suit claiming he's from something called "Star Fleet" and he wants to go through your crawl space looking for something called a "Tribble".

#2.
The love of your life and live in girlfriend has been becoming distant and shows up one day with this tattoo.


You also find a new bumper sticker on her car that states, "WWJTKD" (What Would James T Kirk Do)






#1.
There is a big ass ship floating above your neighbors house and there is an unusual amount of people disapearing and re-appearing at the front door at all hours of the night.

Thank the lord for modern technology

I'm glad to see that great minds thought these things up, great hands built these pieces of modern technology, and one board SOB had the sense to record this.

And now for something completely different....

"Get That Corn Out of My Face!"
Nacho Libre


The extra from the Mad Max Trilogy. Beats Star Wars Guy any day of the week.


Out take from the new Thor movie to be out this year. Its rigged!that the hammer is on fire!

These guys are the best

Poor Bill Buckner. If you follow sports you get the jokes, if you don't then get off the video games and go outside.

let me out I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy gotta pee