Question for you...

1. Who let the dogs out? Who, who-who?
2. Are they spaded or neutered?
3. What no leash laws?






I told you a thousand times Grandma, stop wearing my clothes!! Yours are red.

Realy?

For the love of humanity people, you must learn to govern your passions!

It's black Friday. The second, or third, time of the year when most people (most being the operative word) forget about being a functional member of society and loose their F*@#ing minds. They stand in line for hours in miserable conditions just to save a few bucks on crap they wouldn't normally buy.
This Thanksgiving I was thankful that you would never see me in one of those lines.


Now that we got our stuff everyone to the Lay Away counter

(notice the tall guy in the blue baseball cap doesn't even know the woman in front of him is copping a feel. Or..does he?)

Looking at this picture you can safely presume two things.


1. the guy behind the counter is thinking, "They don't pay me enough for this Shit" and.....
2. the guy in the red shirt is gonna gank one of those cameras.


The only line longer than this was the one at the DES Office.

Things that are wrong about US

Double negatives...

becoming standard practice


Allowing your kids to dream of being shallow self centered egotistical losers


We'll help you with your addiction to being lazy


THINGS THAT ROCK ABOUT US!!


Even the Marines have a sense of humor


Jenny wasn't just Gump's girl, she's mine too.


And even mommy gets a little helper

So North Korea is whch way?

AAAAGGHH north!

Battle of the Katie's

Pop quiz!which would choose?


Katie Perry


Katie Homes (minus Tom Cruz)


or Katie Segal. Peggy Bundy hair optional.

Yea.. he thought you were asleep



There's 11 pieces to achieve mediocrity?






aaaaand random hot chick

So nice I had to show it twice

Basic catagories of Album art

The classic..





The entertaining...


Seven degrees of What?



And then there's the WTF were they thinking category





This little gem is from my own personal collection. Personally I looove his boots.

I'm no Rocket Scientist but I've figured out a way to jump start NASA's financial situation.



And it's what kind of sandwich you'll be tomorrow.(soup sandwich)



I'd barf too if someone caught me holding that dork's hand. What the hell does that say on your jersey anyway? Crew? What a looooooser.

NOPE! I'm sory but Halloween is over and you can't ask me that anymore


Hey buddy want to see her make that bird fly?


And all-y'alls horses too