Another remake!?

OK, so Hollywood screwing with yet another timeless classic. This time they have run out of good ideas and remade True Grit. It's either out or coming out (not of the closet Matt)and it's...well....chapping my ass.

I'm sure they'll but some aah inspiring special green screen effects and techno wizardry that will justify the amount of money they spent to make it. But lets face it the Duke is rolling in his grave and all his dedicated, non EBT account having loyalist are loading up their six guns.

I think what gets me the most is Jeff Bridges? Really? Then Matt Damon?? What kind of scene is that gonna be? Matt kick, or rips, some European guy's vast deference out, then Bridges lights up a dubbie and talks about wanting his rug back?? I think I'll go see it just to watch Josh Brolin.(You known that cool mother sucker from No Country For Old Men) That crazy mother is today's Sam Elliot, I wouldn't mind watching that guy kick some one's hart out with those pointy cowboy boots.(he's dreamy)

Anyway, if I go watch it I'll see it at a matinee. Not because that's all the money I have left on my EBT card for the month, but because if I don't like it I didn't spend that much. If you don't expect to much you won't be let down.

By the way Mark the Shark, per our last conversation, here are a couple of remakes I wouldn't mind seeing.

Another great 80's moment

Some of the best things ever invented came out of the 80's. It's not just about big hair, plastic jewelry and, leather pants. There's more to the 80's than just hair bands. lets talk comedies like Uncle Buck, National Lampoons Vacation, The Killing Fields, and the best of all Spies Like Us.

This comedy had some of the best comedians of the time, Chase and Aykroyd. This movie had espionage, Russians, Ballistic weapons, hot chicks, and cool cameos. It's been dubbed and copied but never duplicated.






So if you get a chance rent it. Or just pick it up out of the bargain bin for a few bucks. Your kids will even like it.







And in Honor of our Russian counterparts I give you....

F#@k this place

Wounder Woman

The true queen of the Amazons.
Nice purse...

Quite honestly the best show on TV

Lets be honest nothing makes you laugh harder or faster than watching other people fall down. Even better is watching the hopes and dreams of accomplishing something beautiful get dashed to pieces. To top that off you fell down, got knocked off, or even better knocked the hell out.



I watch this show and I laugh so hard it makes me cry. Then I cry because my back hurts from watching these moaps fall down and do the "scorpion".

This guy got hit so hard in the nads his brain is pressing out the top of his head.


Sign me up mom....