Like a Champ

That's right Boss, hands on the prize. Dinner and a show.



I dint' know Jackie Chan was in "X-Men Rejected"

FACEBOOK Update Status: Still single

Happy Halloween

Your worst nightmare come true. Look at all these assclowns.




AND IN CELEBRATION OF NOVEMBER.

I love the way some Americans think now days. These yahoo's think that the plastic EBT debit card they received from D.E.S. is a "Credit Card". Not knowing (or caring) anything about how finances really work. A Credit Card means you have to pay it back!
And if you gave it to your looser, bum, on again off again, out of work boyfriend, to buy you a pack of smokes he didn't really steel it. He just used it to buy some condoms before he shagging your cousin. You really should be thanking him. Psst..she's dirty.


Pleeeeease fall off

Yea, the American Dream sure has changed. It seems long has pasted are the days of self reliance, determination, and (watch out here it comes) WORK ETHIC. If you're you're a garbage collector it's your job to collect the garbage. If you're a teacher it's your job to teach the garbage. And, if you're a public servant it's your job to take care of the garbage.

Top 5 80's movies everyone should have

I known I know we're back in the 80's again. but there is just something' about the creative juices flowing' back then that just seems to be missing today. Politics you could count on(go back to work or you're fired), you could still turn on a radio and hear a guitar hero for his god given talent(not how good they looked in latex)and movies were the best. I already did Spies Like Us so I will prohibit that one from the list but it is still a must have.So are you ready to take a stroll? Lets rock this thing logging in at number five it's:

5. Mr Mom

Out of work dad taking care of the little ones (aaaaaagh) and Teri Garr when she was hot.

4. Strange Brew


Bob and Doug McKenzie, beer, and good old fashion comedy. Fart jokes in Canadian are still funny.

3. Stir Crazy


The best comedy duo ever put together. Rolls old Martin and Lewis hands down. And here's a little morsel for ya Sidney Poitier directed it.

2. The Goonies


Hey Chunk I got some naked pictures of your mom. I'll sell em' to ya...real cheap. They are supposed to be making a sequel to this hit but I don't know if it will come to fruition. If it does I guarantee I'll see it.

1. Uncle Buck

This is still by far one of the all time classics. Just the dry straight forward comedy style is a gas. "This guys cooking our garbage" or "I'm mollie russle's wart, I mean her tumor,...That's what they call me old melanoma head".

Now this isn't the original trailer but lets face it now you want to see this movie.

ATTENTION!! WeHave a New Leader..

Sorry Soup, thanks to the help of a loyalist we have found a new #1 F'ed up song you can relate to.
The Downtown Fiction is really kick me in the hind quater with this song, Thanks for nothing. The normal, "I love you but I'm sorry it didn't work out" love songs don't do it for me. How about, "Baby, I dig you" (spoken like King Julian from Madigascar), you broke my hart, fly the social finger, and now it's time to move on? Now that's a love song I can relate to.

So sit back, take a look, think about that looser that dumped you, and enjoy...I would like to have that asian chick work on my feet and give me that face (time:2:51). Swing!

Big months ahead. You know what that means???

October...



If you said Halloween, you're a dork, go to the back of the line and try again..

November..
People you wouldn't trust to run a quickie mart run for public office to try to run a country.


I know who I'm voting for.

December.
And a jolly old man with a belly full of jelly visits..


OOPS..Sorry....guess that should have been on October.

top 5 messed up songs you can relate to..

Sorry it's been a while since the last post. Lots of really messed up thing happening lately. But really aside from diving head first into a burning trash can it's just the same old thing different day.

So in keeping with things that are messed up but you probable can relate to he is the top 5 messed up songs(that rock).

5. Blink 182- What's my name again

Not only is this a song about acting like a total tool the video has the crew running around naked. By far the best thing about this song,album, and video is the total hottie.

4.Lustra- Scotty doesn't know



Saw this band for the first time on the movie Eurotrip. Not only does it show hot babes and much T&A it also has Zena the Princess Warrior. Classic movie and it comes highly recommended. Plus it you're in to Matt Damon he's in the video.(skin head looser)

3.Fountains of Wayne- Stacy's mom
This song kicks a hard on. Th vid has Rachel Hunter scantly clad, poll dancing, and part of a remake of the best masturbatory scene ever made. (hint:Fast Times)Sure when you think of Rachel Hunter you have to block out the images of her and that wrinkled old Rod Stewart, but hey at least he got to bang her.


2. Fountains of Wayne- She hates me



It's a real toss up between this and the numero uno. They both rock but the album cover has a little tushie on it that makes me feel like a chomo. But still classic dysfunctional with a beat you can dance to.

1. Bowling for Soup- Girl all the bad boys want

THE BEST EVER! Not only is it about trying to get that hotness that you've always want, she's a nasty one too! You know the type you would never bring home to see mom, but dad would give you a high five for.Then probably ask some really inappropriate questions.

Any girl that makes you feel like a jr. high school miscreant is all right in my book. But don't fall in love..she's a beauty.(another old school music reference)












Rachel Hunter (No Rod. Stewart that is)

Vader went down to Georgia

You know, 'cause he was in bind....way behind.....and lookin' to make a deal.

And now, for something completely different

You know that won't come out of the Carpet, don't you?

This is why landing at Utah and Juno Beach were easier than Omaha.



What Happens in the real life version of Disney's The Jungle Book.

We all see what we want to see.

ahhhhh freedom

Thanks thebrigade.com

Like all good concussions, it starts with a shot to the head...



Followed by nausea and vomiting.


and if you fall asleep....


DEATH!

Eh..I've seen better

Exit.. stage left...in a hurry even

Dingy Broads

Yea thats.....aahh...hmmm. what she said?


And with perfect form too.

Funny Huh?

Eagles dig humans (Haaaaateee)



Sharks dig humans (Slippery when wet)



Yet, people don't dig humans
(Degenerate, your new born doesn't give a dam about your facebook status. And neither do I.)