Ok ok ok sorry I haven't posted anything lately but this whole trouble in Egypt has got me all worried. I mean what do these peasants really want? The got the Pyramids, that Suez canal, and they can't plain Bush for what happened to the Spinks nose. (Psst..Napoleon did it) I mean with all that sand they should just buy a butt load of Palapas and have loaded Corona trucks shipped over in bulk. It would be like some kiss ass Super Bowl ad. That reminds me..
The big game is coming up and I once again have to endure endless amounts of trash talking from Those Guys. You known, the ones that were on the high school football team that never made it to State. (or did but lost)
The best thing about the game is what happens during the endless intentions. "This pre-game interview is brought to you by the good people at Minakie,Bud Light,Doritos,Coors Light, Michelin, E-Trade, Pantine, Cotex, Johnson &Johnson, Valvoline, and all four branches of the military. Then stay tuned for the halftime show sponsored by your failing credit score and upside down mortgage." I have done my homework and this is how I predict how the game will go.

1st half

Your team is winning

2ND half

Then your team is loosing.

Half Time show

Tasteless and mildly entertaining

But the best part will be the commercials..