Friday, September 23, 2011

ATTENTION!! WeHave a New Leader..

Sorry Soup, thanks to the help of a loyalist we have found a new #1 F'ed up song you can relate to.
The Downtown Fiction is really kick me in the hind quater with this song, Thanks for nothing. The normal, "I love you but I'm sorry it didn't work out" love songs don't do it for me. How about, "Baby, I dig you" (spoken like King Julian from Madigascar), you broke my hart, fly the social finger, and now it's time to move on? Now that's a love song I can relate to.

So sit back, take a look, think about that looser that dumped you, and enjoy...I would like to have that asian chick work on my feet and give me that face (time:2:51). Swing!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Big months ahead. You know what that means???

October...



If you said Halloween, you're a dork, go to the back of the line and try again..

November..
People you wouldn't trust to run a quickie mart run for public office to try to run a country.


I know who I'm voting for.

December.
And a jolly old man with a belly full of jelly visits..


OOPS..Sorry....guess that should have been on October.

Monday, September 19, 2011

top 5 messed up songs you can relate to..

Sorry it's been a while since the last post. Lots of really messed up thing happening lately. But really aside from diving head first into a burning trash can it's just the same old thing different day.

So in keeping with things that are messed up but you probable can relate to he is the top 5 messed up songs(that rock).

5. Blink 182- What's my name again

Not only is this a song about acting like a total tool the video has the crew running around naked. By far the best thing about this song,album, and video is the total hottie.

4.Lustra- Scotty doesn't know



Saw this band for the first time on the movie Eurotrip. Not only does it show hot babes and much T&A it also has Zena the Princess Warrior. Classic movie and it comes highly recommended. Plus it you're in to Matt Damon he's in the video.(skin head looser)

3.Fountains of Wayne- Stacy's mom
This song kicks a hard on. Th vid has Rachel Hunter scantly clad, poll dancing, and part of a remake of the best masturbatory scene ever made. (hint:Fast Times)Sure when you think of Rachel Hunter you have to block out the images of her and that wrinkled old Rod Stewart, but hey at least he got to bang her.


2. Fountains of Wayne- She hates me



It's a real toss up between this and the numero uno. They both rock but the album cover has a little tushie on it that makes me feel like a chomo. But still classic dysfunctional with a beat you can dance to.

1. Bowling for Soup- Girl all the bad boys want

THE BEST EVER! Not only is it about trying to get that hotness that you've always want, she's a nasty one too! You know the type you would never bring home to see mom, but dad would give you a high five for.Then probably ask some really inappropriate questions.

Any girl that makes you feel like a jr. high school miscreant is all right in my book. But don't fall in love..she's a beauty.(another old school music reference)












Rachel Hunter (No Rod. Stewart that is)